Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure

 

teencry:

do you ever get so obsessed with a game that you start playing it in your head before you sleep

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

(Source: catholicschoolgay)

fullblownpanic:

annanymousss:

So my high school called everyone’s homes yesterday to inform them that as of today, dress code will be strictly enforced and any girl wearing shorts that aren’t of appropriate length would be sent home to change. They were checking shorts at the school’s entrance today. This picture speaks for itself.

Those boys kick ass

fullblownpanic:

annanymousss:

So my high school called everyone’s homes yesterday to inform them that as of today, dress code will be strictly enforced and any girl wearing shorts that aren’t of appropriate length would be sent home to change. They were checking shorts at the school’s entrance today. This picture speaks for itself.

Those boys kick ass

bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys