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Anonymous asked
How do dick pics make u feel?

ladyironlungs:

the-inspired-lesbian:

This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.

When my brother's in the shower...

-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-

-hears him singing-

me: will you quit singing?

brother: what?

me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME

brother: WOMAN

brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE

brother: MY BALLS

brother: AND MY SOUL

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut